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Hey, villagers, if you didn’t want Kong busting all your shit up, why the hell did you build two doors big enough for him to fit through?

Hey, villagers, if you didn’t want Kong busting all your shit up, why the hell did you build two doors big enough for him to fit through?

This is what happens when Ren and Stimpy say Beetlejuice too many times.

This is what happens when Ren and Stimpy say Beetlejuice too many times.

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em, Lau.

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em, Lau.

Chill. They’re ALL cool.

Chill. They’re ALL cool.

Jack Pinheadington

Jack Pinheadington

Class of ‘666

Class of ‘666

Door to Hell in Ahal Province, or my ass after Taco Bell?
D) all of the above

Door to Hell in Ahal Province, or my ass after Taco Bell?
D) all of the above

What’s My Age Again, Mr. J?

What’s My Age Again, Mr. J?

Anyone who’s ever stepped on a Lego barefoot knows how much sense this makes.

Anyone who’s ever stepped on a Lego barefoot knows how much sense this makes.

Tales of a Scorched Dream Land

Tales of a Scorched Dream Land