You wanna pass my class? You better bust some ass.
Here’s your first assignment.
Directions: The following are a sequence of events that may or may not have unfolded whilst I attended a wedding last night. Your mission, should you choose to blah, blah, blah, is (PART I) to put them in the correct order and, after doing so, (PART II)decipher whether or not the collective scene is plausible. Good…
So I was at the park with my newborn daughter (yeah, the one who won’t let me shit in peace), when I found myself staring at this old lady nearby.
It wasn’t a matter of attraction. mind you. Helen Mirren, this biddy was not.
Room on your Bingo card for one more, my little Miss HMeeeeOw?
No, I noticed her for other reasons. Three other reasons, actually:
1. She was standing by the bench, not sitti…